Opens on a giant arena with a packed parking lot. Inside, Monster Trucks are speeding all around as the audience cheers.
That's why I decided to take my Little Brother out to the local arena, to catch Truckasaurus. The big plan was to sit back and relax, but as we all know, things don't always go as planned.
Outside the arena, 5 men get out of an unmarked van.
Klaus: OK men, once we hijack the Truckasaurus, we'll use it to break into Fort Knox! The Americans will never know what hit them! HAHAHAHAHA!
(All laugh)
Later, inside, MacGyver is heading to the bathroom with his Little Brother, and notices 5 men in "terrorist" clothes sneaking into a restricted area.
Mac: You wait here Tommy, I need to check something out.
MacGyver abandons a small child in an arena bathroom to go follow suspicious looking men.
Mac tracks the men through the bowels of the stadium down to the garage level, where the monster trucks for the show are being looked over and worked on. Mac looks around the massive exhaust filled room for the suspicious men, when he sees them on the opposite side, where they have just started tinkering with Truckasaurus.
Mac: Now that's a mecha monster I'd like to see in action, but not like this!
Mac checks his pockets to make sure he still has his paperclip, pocket knife, and 2 matches. Now that he is ready, Mac sneaks down to the garage floor and puts on some mechanics overalls and a grease stained cap.
He approaches the 5 men. He can overhear them a little and they have thick East German accents, but are still speaking to each other in English.
Heinrich: Klaus, this needs to move faster! I'll take Albrecht and Otto to the cockpit, you and Wilhelm rig it up down here.
Heinrich and the two others swiftly move to the other end, and as they move, Mac can see 3 men unconscious on the ground, covered hastily by a tarp. He addresses the 2 men still tinkering with the engine.
Mac: Well hello there gentlemen, my name's MacGyver, and I think you could use my help.
Klaus: I'm sorry mein freund, but we seem to be all finished here.
Wilhelm hits MacGyver in the head with a pipe and the world goes dark.
MacGyver wakes up in a dark enclosed space, with a lot of noise around him. He feels around, and he seems to be in the trunk of a car. He removes his pocket knife from his pocket while feeling around for the latch.
MacGyver voice over: You know, sometimes you need the right tool for the job, and sometimes you just need a little Midwestern luck.
Mac jams the knife into the latch and prys it open.
He is in the middle of the arena, with monster trucks racing all around him. He narrowly dives to avoid being crushed by Bigfoot, America's favorite monster truck. As he rolls away he notices the terrorist he was talking to in the driver's seat.
Mac notices a few men out of their trucks having a conversation off to the side. He runs to the closest one and hops in, speeding after Bigfoot.
Truck Driver: Hey! That's my truck!
MacGyver: Sorry pal, I'll have her home in no time!
Bigfoot heads out of the stadium and on to an access road. MacGyver gives chase.
MacGyver: You guys ruined my day out with my Little Brother!
As MacGyver turns off of the access road, he notices a giant ball of flame heads toward his monster tuck.
MacGyver: Truckasaurus!
He leaps from the monster truck as it bursts into flame. in the distance he can hear the men cheering.
MacGyver: They think they got me, now's my chance.
Mac runs toward Truckasaurus, looking for the section the men were working on. As he approaches the base, he notices a hatch, and pops it open.
MacGyver: They must have been messing with the speed compensator. I think I've just the remedy for this, luckily the fuel tank is right behind it!
Digging through his pocket, Mac pulls out his paperclip and pokes a hole in the fuel line. He then grabs his 2 matches. One he soaks in gasoline and then jabs it into the hole he just made. He uses the other match to light the soaked one, and then runs to the side of the road.
BOOM! Truckasaurus explodes, sending a pillar of flame and smoke into the sky. The explosion kills 4 of the terrorists, with only Klaus left alive.
Klaus: MacGyver! You'll pay for this!
Truckasaurus crumbles, falling on Klaus and killing him instantly.
MacGyver: Now that's what I call a crumbling regime!
MacGyver turns around to see his Little Brother in the street, a look of awe on his face.
Tommy: Wow, MacGyver! You are the coolest Big Brother ever!
MacGyver: I know buddy, I know.
They walk back to the stadium, laughing together while the giant wreckage in the background continues to burn.
Mac tracks the men through the bowels of the stadium down to the garage level, where the monster trucks for the show are being looked over and worked on. Mac looks around the massive exhaust filled room for the suspicious men, when he sees them on the opposite side, where they have just started tinkering with Truckasaurus.
Mac: Now that's a mecha monster I'd like to see in action, but not like this!
Mac checks his pockets to make sure he still has his paperclip, pocket knife, and 2 matches. Now that he is ready, Mac sneaks down to the garage floor and puts on some mechanics overalls and a grease stained cap.
He approaches the 5 men. He can overhear them a little and they have thick East German accents, but are still speaking to each other in English.
Heinrich: Klaus, this needs to move faster! I'll take Albrecht and Otto to the cockpit, you and Wilhelm rig it up down here.
Heinrich and the two others swiftly move to the other end, and as they move, Mac can see 3 men unconscious on the ground, covered hastily by a tarp. He addresses the 2 men still tinkering with the engine.
Mac: Well hello there gentlemen, my name's MacGyver, and I think you could use my help.
Klaus: I'm sorry mein freund, but we seem to be all finished here.
Wilhelm hits MacGyver in the head with a pipe and the world goes dark.
MacGyver wakes up in a dark enclosed space, with a lot of noise around him. He feels around, and he seems to be in the trunk of a car. He removes his pocket knife from his pocket while feeling around for the latch.
MacGyver voice over: You know, sometimes you need the right tool for the job, and sometimes you just need a little Midwestern luck.
Mac jams the knife into the latch and prys it open.
He is in the middle of the arena, with monster trucks racing all around him. He narrowly dives to avoid being crushed by Bigfoot, America's favorite monster truck. As he rolls away he notices the terrorist he was talking to in the driver's seat.
Mac notices a few men out of their trucks having a conversation off to the side. He runs to the closest one and hops in, speeding after Bigfoot.
Truck Driver: Hey! That's my truck!
MacGyver: Sorry pal, I'll have her home in no time!
Bigfoot heads out of the stadium and on to an access road. MacGyver gives chase.
MacGyver: You guys ruined my day out with my Little Brother!
As MacGyver turns off of the access road, he notices a giant ball of flame heads toward his monster tuck.
MacGyver: Truckasaurus!
He leaps from the monster truck as it bursts into flame. in the distance he can hear the men cheering.
MacGyver: They think they got me, now's my chance.
Mac runs toward Truckasaurus, looking for the section the men were working on. As he approaches the base, he notices a hatch, and pops it open.
MacGyver: They must have been messing with the speed compensator. I think I've just the remedy for this, luckily the fuel tank is right behind it!
Digging through his pocket, Mac pulls out his paperclip and pokes a hole in the fuel line. He then grabs his 2 matches. One he soaks in gasoline and then jabs it into the hole he just made. He uses the other match to light the soaked one, and then runs to the side of the road.
BOOM! Truckasaurus explodes, sending a pillar of flame and smoke into the sky. The explosion kills 4 of the terrorists, with only Klaus left alive.
Klaus: MacGyver! You'll pay for this!
Truckasaurus crumbles, falling on Klaus and killing him instantly.
MacGyver: Now that's what I call a crumbling regime!
MacGyver turns around to see his Little Brother in the street, a look of awe on his face.
Tommy: Wow, MacGyver! You are the coolest Big Brother ever!
MacGyver: I know buddy, I know.
They walk back to the stadium, laughing together while the giant wreckage in the background continues to burn.
Sweet a guest appearance from Bigfoot
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